{"product_id":"hobson-zingo-patch-kit","title":"Hobson-Zingo $10 Cussin' Patch Kit","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe latest genius from the infertile minds at Hobson-Zingo. This be-tinned patch kit with a cussword cover is just the ticket the unoffendable bicycle rider. Buy it for the tin, the contents, below, are the gravy:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) \"Cussing Tin\" 3\" x 1.5\" x 3\/4\". \u003cstrong\u003eCurrently the world's best reusable patchkit tin.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(8) Dime-sized normal patches. \u003cstrong\u003e Best size for most holes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) Quarter-sized normal patch. \u003cstrong\u003eAfter you use it go \"all dime- sized.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) Slightly bigger glueless patch, to slow a leak. \u003cstrong\u003eNo need to replace it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) Usable-sized  sandpaper patch. \u003cstrong\u003eRefresh it at a hardware store cheap.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) Basic instruction sheet that we didn't write, and it refers to abrading the puncture with a rasp, when in fact it should say \"the sandpaper.\" Rasps are those metal cheese-grater-like things that old Camel-brand and Schwinn-approved patch kits contained. Otherwise, the instructions are good, but in the final rubbing one, they show rubbing the patch with a finger, and we recommend a smooth side of the tire lever or some other implement you can really press down on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTip: If the slight rattle bothers you, put a wad of paper or anything in it. Just fill up the air. Easy! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Merry Sales\/Interloc Design Group (455)","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41023607570543,"sku":"TLhz-patchkit","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1403\/7343\/products\/goddamtube-55.jpg?v=1671141931","url":"https:\/\/www.rivbike.mom\/products\/hobson-zingo-patch-kit","provider":"Rivendell Bicycle Works","version":"1.0","type":"link"}